Grandmas drive two hours for a birthday party.
Grandmas wear their only “flannel” shirt for the festivities.
Grandmas stand in line for half an hour for twelve balloons to be blown up and then spend half an hour untangling them.
Grandmas ask “Alexa” to play the Blippi tractor song and then ask her to play it louder, singing along just to hear “again, again.”
Grandmas eat chicken nuggets and Rice Krispie treats and halves of grapes smashed onto plaid plates.
Grandmas learn how to capture Boomerang Instagram videos and put it all out there for the world to see.
Grandmas can’t believe they’re a grandma already, watching their daughter’s eyes sparkle with that indescribable mom love, as candles are lit and then blown out (I mean spit on).
Grandmas just can’t handle how cute that little face is and want to kiss it a million times, especially when it’s covered in green icing.
Grandmas clean Amazon out of every miniature tractor, truck, police car, backhoe and excavator and every shirt, pajama set and book with pictures of said things.
Grandmas give “see you later” hugs counting the moments until the next time, which can’t come soon enough.